Goodbye One-Ply

You may be wondering the same thing. Who cares about toilet paper? I do. And little do you know, you do too. Let's be real here, the toilet paper on campus is terrible. Absolutely unbearable. I never really thought about the quality of my tp until a little over a year ago. a buddy of mine, mike cinelli, told me that switching to a comfortable tp would change my life. over dramatic was my first thought, but after i made the switch my life was changed. I had found the light. I have then on out pampered myself to the point at which i can no longer bring myself to be "okay" with below average toilet paper. The university's toilet paper is just that, way below average. On a side note, the toilet paper at LSU is two-ply, as well as Mississippi  State. we are a dynasty of champions. We should be treated as such. I'm sure this problem is on the minds of many more, but my intentions are pure. I am merely bringing light to the suffering among us students. hopefully with some supporting research, and the voices of you guys and girls, I plan on turning this idea into a reality. I will bring this problem to the people that can make the change. I can't speak for the university, but i've got your ass!